Why is drinking and driving so dangerous for a married man?
Because he has to hand over the keys to his wife!


Garry goes home drunk one night with a friend to show him his new house.
“Try to be quiet. I don’t want my wife to get up!”
“Here it is...this is the kitchen...this is the living room, that’s the bathroom and this is the bedroom. That one in the bed is my wife and the other one is me..”


A couple arrives at the countryside:
“Honey this scenery leaves me speechless!” says she.
“Great! Then we’ll camp here!” replies the man.

very good,i enjoyed it