Software Jokes

**ajax777** · 03-02-2008, 08:20 AM

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10
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**rizemizekhan** · 03-02-2008, 09:10 AM

thankx for sharing

**lime** · 03-03-2008, 02:37 PM

any more?

**ajax777** · 03-03-2008, 02:42 PM

I can give more only when I think of some or find some.


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