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Mouse Jokes
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
Mice Krispies! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A mouseketeer! What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse! What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'! What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield! What squeaks as it solves crimes? Miami mice! What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes! What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves? Stalagmice! What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser! Who is king of all the mice? Mouse Tse Tung! What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! What's the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket! Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant? Sir! What do mice do when they're at home? Mousework! What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see? Three blind mice! What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster! When should a mouse carry an umbrella? When it's raining cats and dogs! What's the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse! Is there a mouse in the house? No, but there's a moose on the loose!     Software can be Shareware, Crippleware, Demoware, Adware, Spyware, Freeware but for me All are same. 
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